Thursday, 25 October 2012

My wrinkles

I stopped smoking 25 days ago (apart from a one day blip - where I had 5 cigarettes).  I was a twenty a day smoker.  I gave up, as I was bored of giving away £200 a month, to something which both kills you and makes you ugly.  I also didn't like the horrible taste in my throat when I woke up, or, the fact that I felt like a leper and some evil human for smoking around non-smokers.  To be honest, there were a million reasons but that is not what I am supposed to be writing about. 

This morning, I went into the bathroom and rather than seeing some new rediscovered beauty (that I had previously lost, whilst drifting through a thick cloud of smoke) I saw WRINKLES and not just one, FOUR.  All over my forehead.  I AM TWENTY FOUR.  How can this be happening?  I thought you had to be at least thirty to even have the smallest wrinkle and I have four!

(To be continued....)

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